colosalthundercunt

The art of being a massive cunt

Yo man get your face outta my ass you COLOSALTHUNDERCUNT!

by Mwhhhhaaaa February 24, 2017

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

Colossal Fuck

Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.

Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck.

You're a colossal fuck!

by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013

Colossal Whore

A bag of potatoes that you might be able to fuck.

She is all about that base pounding on a thriving dick. She's a colossal whore.

by Colossalwhore June 7, 2018

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021