colin firth

Very hot british actor. Very talented. NOT old. The best Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

"Pride and Prejudice is such a good movie!"
"Colin Firth is so hot."

by samantha September 3, 2004

Hot Colin

The act of being teabagged at Communion by an alter boy or a saucy priest. After drinking Christ's blood (wine..possibly semen) you close your eyes and wait for that tasty wafer (body of Christ) and instead you received two hairy plums, or a pair of hairless yogurt sacs, on your tongue or chin.

Chrishem was kneeling at the altar during Communion... hands out, eyes closed and mouth open, at St. Martins-In-The-Fields when he felt a warm hairy mass plop onto his face. After opening his eyes and realizing Father Brown dick had struck again, Scat Hattey peeked over the organ and whispered, "Look's like another Hot Colin!"

At this point the entire congregation bursts into laughter and commence a mass orgy and ass fisting.

by Mr.PissOnIt November 19, 2009

E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

by Una Malachica January 12, 2009

colin smoke

a really cool, chill streamer who is probably the nicest dude on twitch.

"whos colin smoke?" "oh, he's that really nice streamer! the really inclusive and friendly one."

by aerrrrr July 27, 2020

Coliary

A placeholder used where the speaker or author cannot remember the correct word in context.

My keys are on the dresser, between the thingy and the coliary

by Atillo September 8, 2009

COLINA

a word that means one of the sexiest girls in the world who is very funny and is popular. Also, a girl who can beat anyone in a fight

WOW! colina is peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng

by Longsight January 23, 2018

colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020