the biggest douchebag, his extra eyebrow thickness is taken away from his dick. his hair is so flaky, even flakier than frosted flakes. tries so hard to be thicc. almost as much as the basic white girl.
Is a great, awesome, perfect, funny, handsome, and overall a very good looking dude. He is a great basketball player and usually has a friend named Ayush who he beats in basketball every day.
Calix is the first person a woman thinks about when masturbating. Calix is a man who is Dependable, Faithful, Funny, and has a sense of Style and Culture. Often Attributed to a God, and has a penis on a worldly size scale.
I was walking down the street when I saw Calix waving his dick around with a flock of females following in his trail.