Cotted

The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.

The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...

by Danny-P March 22, 2009

Fil lé cotté

Fil lé Cotté is the number between 9 and 10. Fil lé cotté (fil la cot tee, also pronounced fil la cot tay) never appears in a number twice. There is no such thing as fil lé cotté-ty. Fil lé Cotté can be used with decimals (Fil le Cotte point 5), or fractions (Fil le Cotte and a half). The number symbol used to represent Fil le Cotte displays a short vertical line, stroked upwards, that curves around into a c, and curves up to the level of the first vertical line in a curl. A small horizontal line beneath the first vertical line, starting from the end of the vertical line, is added last, so that it does not intercept the curl. to show Fil le Cotte fingers, you hold a sign language 'Y' with your right hand, and hold against your five fingers-up left hand. Any number divided or multiplied by Fil le Cotte always equals Syntax Error. This is because a calculator and/or computer cannot behold the power of Fil le Cotte. This is why most calculators do not display the Fil le Cotte button.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Fil lé Cotté, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Fil le Cotte-teen, Twenty. Twenty one, Twenty-two, Twenty-three, Twenty-four, Twenty-five, Twenty-six, Twenty-seven, Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, Twenty-Fil le Cotte, Thirty.

First few numbers Fil le Cotte appears in:
Fil le Cotte
Fil le Cotte-teen
Twenty-Fil le Cotte
Thirty-Fil le Cotte
Forty-Fil le Cotte
Fifty-Fil le Cotte
Sixty-Fil le Cotte
Seventy-Fil le Cotte
Eighty-Fil le Cotte
Ninety-Fil le Cotte
One hundred and Fil le Cotte
One hundred ten digits + Fil le Cotte, up to one hundred and ninety-fil le cotte
Two hundred digits +Fil le Cotte, up to two hundred and ninety-fil le cotte
Repeat until nine hundred and ninety fil le cotte
Fil le cotte hundred
Because fil le cotte may only appear in a number once, there is no fil le cotte in the ones digit place for the entire fil le cotte hundreds unit.
EX- Fil le Cotte hundred and twenty-nine goes straight to fil le cotte hundred and thirty.
After Fil le cotte hundred unit-
one thousand fil le cotte-nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety-fil le cotte.
Fil le Cotte thousand.
Same deal with the fil le cotte hundred unit, there is no fil le cotte thousand and fil le cotte hundred, twenty-fil le cotte, and so on..

by Fil lé Cotté November 7, 2009

Cotter

when your cock is soft and its fat and stubby

Damnit, i jerked off now my penis looks like a cotter

by dbartlett May 28, 2006

cotten

fluffy white crop slaves hated to even look at i bet.

"go pick some cotten."

"everyone loves egyptian cotten sheets"

by simmonsj077 February 10, 2009

cotter slap

1. A slap using the back of your hand.

1. The boy said that the girl looked like Death, and the woman replied, "You better shut up or I'm going to cotter slap the shit out of you!"

by Stichael Johnvin October 22, 2010

Clotted

it means you’re dumb/stupid.

“Omds Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“It means she’s stupid.”

by theangryeagle March 15, 2020

Cotter

It can be used to describe slightly cold hot stuff or slightly hot cold stuff. Like a mix of both but it isn’t warm or in the middle.

The word cotter can me defined as in between cold and warm, and in between hot and warm. Kind of like a mix of hot and cold but not considered warm.

When people refer to people as hot/ugly and ugly/hot.

Example could be icy hot

When u leave a hot drink out and it slightly cools off so its still hot just not as much but its also not warm its more than warm.

It can be used to describe temperature if its in between warm and cold, and, warm and hot.

by Daddybobby December 30, 2021