Chemistry

Chemistry is the process of torturing high school students into freaking out and consequently dropping out of school.

That bum was a victim of chemistry.

by bOb_ that one guy October 10, 2005

two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

Native Chemist

a step below a stoner, on the VanHalverAllenRing Pot Scale.

Right now, I am presently a Level 99 Red Cape in Native Chemistry. That was a Runescape reference.

by Titty-Sprinklzz September 10, 2011

Love chemistry

When two people are meant for each other. No matter how much they both will deny it, everyone else around them sees it.

Look! They both definitely have love chemistry.

by Jessiepoo February 9, 2014

chemistry

The result of what happens when Math and Science become butt buddies.

Jennifer: So Sally, you up for some Chemistry Pre-AP PSAT CAHSEE College-prep Testing?! WHOOOOO CHEMISTRY!

Sally: Fuck chemistry, I'm becoming a stripper, bitch.

by Mjolnir1134 June 5, 2007

Honors chemistry

A very boring and complicated class that you should only take if you want to stress your balls out.

Why the hell did I take honors chemistry?! This class is harder than my nipples!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014