Clutter

All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.

Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.

by Kitten’s Daddy July 14, 2021

covid clutter

The accumulation of a mess in one’s home due to COVID-19. Often caused by a depressed state and the knowledge that no one will see the mess anyways.

“Hey, good to see ya. Sorry about the mess, I’m still working through the covid clutter.”

by Aspin Frederick September 9, 2022

Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.

Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.

by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020

Clutter-Fuck

A ‘Clutter-Fuck’ is the act of having sexual interactions in a noticeably messy/dirty area (e.g. - public bathroom, fast food restaurant trash in the back alley)

Me and Gina had a wild Clutter-Fuck last night, I’m still finding trash in my asshole.

by BigWelshMan May 28, 2023

Clutter Buster

When you bust a noot inside of cake mix, making the cake taste like your semen.

Jerry: Hey Bob, did you perhaps Clutter Buster inside this cake?
Bob: I Sure Did Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks For Letting Me Know Bob!

by BussyMelon102 May 12, 2018

cunt clutter

The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.

“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”

by SXiPPY February 20, 2022

Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.

I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆

by dgivista January 18, 2025