Clegged

Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.

This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.

"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".

"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"

Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"

by laughingboy65 November 30, 2010

clogged drain

when the female queefs while her partner is ejaculating inside of her so it sprays out and he comes on himself!

jered was fucking me to much so i "clogged drain" and backed it up and he blew on himself!

by wewantmore September 10, 2010

clagged

a term used to describe someone who is suffering from symptoms of memory loss or disconnection from society - oblivious to his surroundings

lleyton hewitt has clagged it - he doesent know whats going on

by transamjim March 8, 2011

Clogged Chute

a woman's vagina after it has been filled and stuffed with a cummy dick.

Damn our language arts teacher is about to have a clogged chute!

by Hunter Negger February 5, 2009

Chugged the Bong

Someone who uses psychedelic or high-inducing materials or substances completely incorrectly, like chugging a bong, eating raw weed, drinking heroin, etc..

Person 1: “Did you see Aiden trying to snort weed at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

clegged in

Mountain climbers were using this word some 60 odd years ago to describe when the clouds moved in. Now lots of recent descriptions on the Urban Dictionary seem to have become a competition to see who can be the most foul-mouthed. Brian Sutch Vernon, B.C. Canada

It was so clegged in you couldn't see 20 feet in front of you.

by Llanberis February 2, 2022