On cloak

Having your video off during a Zoom or Teams call. Similar to "on mute" - having your audio off.

Hey, I'm going "on cloak" while I finish my lunch.

Jim, you're "on cloak" - are you still there?

by tbarrett187 August 27, 2020

pum pum claat

A Jamaican term meaning a cloth used as a sanitary towel. Also as an expletive used in anger or surprise. See pussy claat too.

I wha' di pum pum claat a gwaan?

by FrigginLimey December 6, 2013

Clatch

Clatch is something made up by the youtubers Alex Wasabi and FouseyTube ( Yousef Erekat ). A clatch is considered a girl that is beautiful in your eyes and with whom you would want to go out.

1.Damn, that girl is definitely a clatch! 2. I would totally want to go out with her. She's a total clatch! 3. I mean look at her... she's a clatch...

by Jj2 September 22, 2015

Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3

"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."

by Jassssh, June 29, 2009

the cloak

video by the maker of charlie the unicorn. a cloak can talk and move. he is trying to stop communism with his floating head, robert. it opens with robert juggling tacos and the cloak on the phone in an office. the cloak is asked to find a lizard who has joined a cult. then robert kills his cat in a microwave. they both go to get a board game for the night. the cloak hates the stuf at toybarn while looking for a game, so he goes to the CEO. he thinks the CEO is a communist, so he puts his ax of capitalism in his face. seeing that a communist would have dusted or turned into a red squid after being impaled by the ax, he discovers he is a Mormon, which the cloak dislikes cuz they are always dressed with fancy outfits and secret underwear. they get the CEOs body out of the building by the cloak wrapping himself around the CEO like being worn. the security guard is suspicious because they didnt take the ax from his face, so he gets killed to. after they bury the bodies, a cop finds them. the cloak tries to ax the cop, but he pulls out a gun. the cloak yells HOLY FREEDOMFRIES and he and robert run to a clocktower. they talk about mormons. a guy comes to the clocktower and tries to sell them shrimp. before leaving, the cloak fullfills a dream: he shoots someone from a clocktower. when they return to the office, the phone rings and the person asks if the lizard was found. robert and the cloak talk about sexy tacos in space, and people come and kill the cloak and robert.

hey i was watching the cloak last night, why was there a fire in ever scene?
oh, it spread from the cloaks office

a lot funnier than i explained

by qawsedftgyhujikolpzasxdcfvgbhn August 4, 2010

ras-clat

A contemptible person.
West Indian, basically means arse-cloth or ass-cloth for u yanks. The paper I wipe my bum with. As in back bottom to you yanks, again.

Eh come ere ya rasclat!

by sum sik chick August 28, 2005

Cloar

The biggest penis in the history of mankind

He had a cloar, thus he was a real ladies man.

by BIG titty giggles August 11, 2012