Clit Clueless

Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.

Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?

Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.

by jaggerbush January 28, 2007

clit-together

A get together that consists of all girls. Pretty much the female version of a sausage fest.

Sam: There are no guys here.
Abby: I know. Total clit-together.

by livinglegendwg December 20, 2009

Clit Hammock

When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.

This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.

by Greta July 11, 2004

keyboard clit

The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.

Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.

by dalekoprovidek April 10, 2012

clit syrup

another word for schmeg and well girl cum

i enjoy your clit syrup.

by fartknocker123456789 June 2, 2009

Clit Stamp

When a female proceeds to "pop lock and drop it" over a males face touching her clit on his face during the "drop."

"Oh no!" Stephen yelped, as a Janelle proceeded to clit stamp Stephen.

by saiyin February 2, 2010

Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017