Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

keyboard clit

The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.

Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.

by dalekoprovidek April 10, 2012