Big Clem

Typically an odd and parculiar person. The type that, after weeks of planning, would show up to their first CrossFit class in knee high boots and asks to borrow socks. They also tend to collect mundane things like rocks which they are convinced is amazing despite being a rock you might find in your backyard. As long as you keep them away from tools like screwdrivers, they are definitely fun people to keep around.

Went to a haunted house with Big Clem for Halloween.. Despite her constant talking that nothing scares her anymore, the moment anything popped out, she was the first to bolt away in screams. Heck, if there were any children to use as human shields, there would be a few dead children.

by Dr. Heavy Breather May 20, 2020

Clem Leopard

A butch, brash, predatoristic queer on the hunt for some cock and balls.

"Look at Lenny eyeing up Paul's ass"

"Christ, he's such a clem leopard"

by Merrill Womach March 18, 2009

Clem's Leg

This fat ass bitch named Clem at our school. He had mongo legs. *refers to the size of something

Yo B wrap up a Clem's Leg

by Sapper February 17, 2004

mitch clem

Punk rock webcomic writer. Also slang for "Elitist punk rock dick."

"He said the local band sucked just because they were interesting and different. What a Mitch Clem."

by Wayne Talbot April 22, 2008

God Emperor Clem

A boundless god who can solo fiction

God Emperor Clem soloed DBZ no diff

by Undisputed Fact Writer June 4, 2021

Clem Buddy System

a system where a person follows the slowest person in a group

Steve and jeremy used the Clem Buddy System and followed Clem who was the slowest person

by Clement Chang February 29, 2004

clem clem

if something is complete bollocks and crap, the complete an utter landfill of am item

AS: omg look at Matt Harts new scarf
LK: ffs thats so clem clem

AE: ikr what a prick

by DEICER December 16, 2022