Cleave queen

A girl on Instagram who posts her cleavage in almost every one of her posts

She's such a cleave queen, no wonder she has over five thousand followers.

by FinWonga October 6, 2016

poop cleaver

When your butthole pinches the tail of a turd off and it stays stuck in your anus.

Dude i was taking a shit and my butthole did the poop cleaver and I had to use my finger to get that last nug out.

by Pootiechomper September 20, 2013

Squeezing the Cleavers

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.

She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

by BakaTBakaSTakaTCz May 22, 2007

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

Mateen Cleaves

A word for guys when a girl has their big boobs a hanging out of their shirts, so they have cleavage. It is used to keep what the guys think secret so the girls do not know they are talking about her. The word was created on the Grand Valley State university Campus.

"Damn Mateen Cleaves is up in here."

by Hands, Spoon, D-mac March 17, 2009

Cleaver

A person, usually male who always 'dogs' the boys. A cleaver will always choose girls over his friends, and will never fail to let down ones closest to him/her.

Hey Jack, that Harry is a total Cleaver!

by AudiVolkswagen October 26, 2008

Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.

"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."

by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009