Poopogenic claudication

Proper medical term for the involuntary, anal clenching, straight-legged, shuffling gait necessary to make it to a toilet in the case of impending diarrhea
shit shuffle poop walk

Ben tried to run down the hall to the restroom after morning conference but he lost control of his legs as poopogenic claudication set in. He immediately regretted that having the prune juice flax breakfast smoothie especially after going out for Indian food last night.

by Surf’n’Turf2958 August 18, 2018

claddagh ring

A Celtic ring that symbolizes love, friendship and loyalty. The two hands symbolize friendship, the heart, love; and the crown, loyalty. If worn on the right hand with the heart facing away from the wearer, this declares the wearer "foot-loose and fancy-free." Right hand with the heart toward the wearer means "spoken for." When worn on the left hand with the heart facing away from the wearer it means "betrothed" and with the heart facing the wearer, "wed."

"I'm going to go hit on that sexy red-headed chick!"

"Dude, better not, see that Claddaugh ring? It means she's taken..."

by luckie irish red May 20, 2005

Pull a Claude Rains

To suddenly disappear. Derives from the 1933 classic sci fi film, The Invisible Man, in which actor Claude Rains played the title character.

Pull a Claude Rains:

Purchaser One: I bought a condo, but then the developer pulled a Claude Rains and I ended up losing my shirt!

Purchaser Two: Bummer!

by regnadkcin November 17, 2010

Claudia

A Claudia is a person who is lovable and a great best friend or soulmate.She can brighten up your day with just a wave. Claudia's can really nice pretty and gourgoues person.She can be sometimes a bitch but you cant stay made at her for more than an hour. Claudias have really spoken hot bodies they can rock a two piece.They can be a great person to lean on when your feeling down,she can calm you down within a second.They can be really nice people but don't mess with them cause they'll get all their friends and beat you so I wouldn't pick a fight with them. Claudias often have beautiful sparkling eyes their eyes sparkle bigger than the stars. They can do a really go job at makeup and they look like a super star.They are really good girlfriends and will always care for you unless you break their heart then.... they kill you so don't break their heart. Don't forget they have a rocking hard body so they always look good in the summer

Zac: Oh my is that a Claudia cause she looking good with her make up and rock hard body.

Troy: Yeah dude she has such a nice personality

Micheal: Hey im going on a date with her tonight so Yah see ya,peace

Josh: I broke her heart and she broke my legs so watch out

by peeeeeeeeeps April 20, 2017

jean claude van damme

Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy

by AxeBlade November 11, 2005

claudine

meaning 1 :
Descendant of Gods with a royal bloodline. Posses a magnificent aura which allows her shine her way into your hearts. Musically talented, Destined to be star and to greatness in life. Gifted in seeking pleasures and happiness in life with those whom she loves and loves her.

Meaning 2 :
a means to a fantasy life where everything is perfect and everyone is happy.

have you ever been Claudined?

by ~midnite~ February 7, 2010

Claudia

HOT! SEXY! FINE AS CAN BE! Shes a real stunner & your lucky to have her as a gf but watch out theres alot of guys after her ;) She is an amazing bestfriend and is always there! She is GREAT in bed & her body is as fine as can be :) Claudias have good bodys and a nice face! Perfect girl for a great guy! But when people be a bitch to her, it's world war 3! So dont mess with her!

DAYYYYYM look its a claudia, she is as fine as can be. I'd like to wake up to her ;) She has a killer body & shes baben.

by Abc123456Lol September 16, 2011