Couch-clamp

1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.

2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.

For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.

" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.

by Col. Dante Knucklebuckle November 16, 2009

O clamp

"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.

I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Camel Clamp

When you’re inside a girl and she flex’s her pussy muscles to trap you inside of her.

“I heard that Nemo camel clamped Brandon while he was about to nut”

by TMoney769 August 13, 2023

muffler clamp

When a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.

Eric: "I have a massive head-ache"

Dave: "how come?"

Eric: "I was eating this girl out, and she gave me a muffler clamp"

by Erockkk April 20, 2008

Vag clamp

When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

Poop Clamp

The physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).

S/he got poop clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.

by Mr. Filthy December 9, 2011

Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.

"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"

by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013