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Couch-clamp 

1)n. -- Herb(usually Cannabis Indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.

2)v.-- The act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some Couch-clamp.
For over 3 hours, Timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the Couch-clamp.

" ...Dirty South, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload." The Gathering, One Big Love, Earth Music For Spacelings '05.
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CrouchClamp

A girl who keep's his guy on a leash. The girl who dominates in a relationship. Girl who pussywhips her guy.
Fuck, we lost our best friend to a crouchclamp!
CrouchClamp by JoetheWordDog March 6, 2009

CouchCamping 

Stop couchcamping and make me a bowl a meatballs!
CouchCamping by CouchCamping June 3, 2016

clamping the cooch 

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.