The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds and the destroyer of worlds.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

Clammy

When you’re cuddling and you get that right amount of sweatiness to where its not annoying.
That after sex sweat when you just lay up and hold eachother

I was cuddling with bae & it was so clammy...

by Sauce-E October 25, 2018

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

clammy pussy

a horndog who’s pussy is always just a little wet; if she has clammy hands she probably has a clammy pussy

Sharon always has clammy hands I bet she has a clammy pussy too.

by horndog1234 January 30, 2019

Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021

Clammy

When you don't shower or keep up hygienic routines and natural body odors and residues build up.

Shayan has been so clammy since his girlfriend left him. I had to spray air freshener just to sit next to him

by Ed1000rr May 30, 2018

clammy clunge

When a vagina is wet enough to make sounds but not enough to slide along anything that tickles your fancy.

Can also be used to describe a vagina that looks like a clam.

After we had sex she had a clammy clunge

by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016