cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Fishy Crackers

another word for Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Crackers. Because they are in the shape of a goldfish, people call them fishy crackers.

I am hungry, got any fishy crackers?

by Arcanitte November 11, 2010

Jew crackers

Matsah. Unleavend bread. Eaten at Passover.

I love to eat Jew crackers with butter!

by Shlomoh Matsah March 4, 2009