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cinema hoe

The opposite of a 'filmbro'; someone who has a wide-range of film knowledge, particularly in regards to older, obscure, and/or international films. Similar to 'filmbros' however, their egotistical narcissim often leads to the belittlement of others for not sharing the same filmography tastes as them, often leading to comments and assumptions such as: "You've probably never seen/heard of blank before..." or "I wouldn't expect you to know who blank is; they're pretty underrated and unknown in my opinion..."

Cinema hoes usually have a film degree or are studying film at their university or college. They can often be located at underground and/or smaller movie theaters, and are often seen browsing through the 'Criterion Collection' at your local movie store - in fact, most of their film knowledge often comes from the 'Criterion Collection'.
"Brian is such a cinema hoe; yesterday, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about 'I Am Curious (Yellow)' and kept calling me a moron for not knowing who Elem Klimov is..."
cinema hoe by drky July 27, 2021
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cinema bros 

the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.

the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.

the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.

and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.

Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??

Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??
cinema bros by Peaches Slut November 15, 2022

Cinema Trapper 

A person who goes hunting for good movies.
“Alicia is such a cinema trapper. She is always watching indie films.”

cinema fr 

when the movie you just watched is a masterpiece or has been critically acclaimed by the movie critics
yo have you seen Martin Scorsese's movie "Goodfellas"? that movie is cinema fr
cinema fr by the lord edges June 23, 2024

Primm’s Hood Cinema 

He from Baltimore. He made it out the hood. He that one YouTube dude. He got a son. I watch his videos. He the comic-relief type character. He a All-Star
Idk uhhhh..... Moses Primm the goat.

Primm’s Hood Cinema the best YouTube channel.
Primm’s Hood Cinema by anonymous October 13, 2020

the cinema snob 

The Cinema Snob is an internet comedian and independent filmmaker best known for reviewing Z-Grade Exploitation Films, 80's Horror Slasher and Porn Parody. Often seen in a recliner, in a black blazer, no shoes and a smooth yet condescending voice. Other characters include 80's Dan, Llyod The Cat and Kung Tai Ted. As well as popular side projects such as "Midnight Screenings" and "Brad Tries". He can be seen with The Nostalgia Critic, Linkara and Spoony on groups such as (former) Thatguywiththeglasses and Channel Awesome
I'm going to watch a "The CInema Snob" review

"If I want x I'll stick with y thank you very much"

Fine Cinema 

Time to watch some fine cinema
Fine Cinema by CJBATT June 5, 2011