Church

Church is a fictitious and enviable character in the online series, 'Red vs Blue'. A self serving and crass individual.

Church: "No...I..I'm not gonna make it, Tucker, there's something I need to tell you"
Tucker: "What is it, Church?"
Church: "I just wanted you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most"
Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did, now hurry up and die you prick"

by mayej April 3, 2009

Church

When one rams his two hands in the shape of someone praying up someone else's Gluteus Maximus.

Person 1: *distraction* Hey, how are you?
Victim: I'm good, you?
Person 2: *churches*
Victim: Oh my God you were inside of my rectum!

by Jilliam Whon November 1, 2016

Church

A group of people, called and chosen by Jesus Christ to be a representation of him in the earth. This word is often mistaken to mean the building or facility in which people meet to talk about God.

And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. Colossians 1:18, NIV.

by Julie J June 11, 2006

for church

Alternative way of saying 'for sure'. Church, in this instance, refers to the slang definition meaning 'the truth'.

The phrase 'Church' is often used by 'G' people and was featured on AMC's 'Breaking Bad'. However, the phrase 'for church' is a little more specialist, used only by a very small selection of people from South-West London.

Dude 1: Are you going out tonight?
Dude 2: For church.
Dude 1: To church?!
Dude 2: No; for churrrrch... Meaning yes.

by Chordy236 June 22, 2014

Church

In biker culture, a slang term for a club meeting.

Biker 1: What are we going to do about the deal we made with the mob?

Biker 2: We'll talk about it at church.

by MadMan7792 September 27, 2018

Church no

A no without any asking twice.

I asked momma if I could keep frogs in the bathtub and she gave me a church no

by Mrmickey January 12, 2019

churched

It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.

Damn man!, that sucka emcee just got churched!

by crash landon October 10, 2004