chauched

completely baked, blazed, or stoned to the point where any ordinary task or objective becomes extremely difficult, almost impossible.

i got chauched before talking to my boss, and i couldn't remember anything he told me to do, now im screwed!

by alex fawly May 15, 2010

Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

choached

Finished, spent, used.

Dude, the bowl's choached bro, pack it up!

or

Dude, I can't drink another beer, I'm already choached...

by Pete in Fremont, CA August 16, 2007

coucher

someone that rides a sitdown type PWC (couch). typically clueless and lazy with no athletic abilities. a coucher will typically block the launch ramp with their rig as they stage, instead of pulling to the side to free the ramp (proper etiquette). after launching, they will usually go wide open throttle from the ramp, sending a wake through a no wake zone, thus slamming other vessels into the dock. after zooming at full speed, they will go to the largest group of people they can find and raise their buttocks high in the air as to signal, "hey, look at me... im a coucher!"

"oh, geez... here we go... here come a flock of couchers. protect whats yours."

by dicktionary writer February 2, 2010

couche rag

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

by $ee-Dub July 24, 2011

Couche Tard

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

by brydeoh April 10, 2005

Couche tard

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

by aliwashere October 23, 2008