Dirty Chirpse

When someone is blatently flirting with a member of the opposite sex.

Also known as DC or Diet Coke

Boy: Youre looking so fit today
Girl: Oh, thanks.

Rest of group: ERRRRR DC DC Dirty Chirpse! Got any diet coke left over?

by bennasher March 7, 2010

Birdies that don't chirp

A bird is a kilo of cocaine. Birdies that don't chirp, then, are several kilos of cocaine. This phrase was coined by Houston rapper E.S.G.

User: "Say man you holding?"
Dealer: "You know I got them birdies that don't chirp!"

by Joel Hoshkins, aka Hasslehosh April 16, 2010

Chirped

to be beaked, or insulted

Girl #1 : Yo momma's so fat when she jumped in the sky, she got stuck!

Crowd: ohhhhhhhh

Girl#2 : Oh man, I just got chirped!

by KILOGRAMJAM April 21, 2009

Chirpliment

Talking shit to somebody while giving them a compliment. A compliment which also casts the complimentee in a negative light.

Dude1 : Nice fucking jeans bro
Dude2: yo, these are the new Roberto Cavalli
Dude1: yeah cool I guess...
Dude2: thanks for the chirpliment dude!

by absolutben80 July 19, 2012

chinspiration

The feeling you get when you see an incredible beard Especially when growing a beard yourself and struggling to get past the "growing stages".

Example: Dan, Fish, Billy, Miller and Kirk find james' beard chinspirational.

by beardedJay January 24, 2014

Chiroproctologist

He's the guy you call to straighten someone's ass out!

Johnny just sits in his room all day eating chips and looking at porn. I'm gonna take him to a chiroproctologist to fix his ass!

by eriks1971 December 7, 2016

chiripa

One of the best dog friends anyone and have. Was always by my side in the good and in the bad times. Always there when I needed her the most. I absolutely miss her. I will always love her.

The day Chiripa passed away was the worst day of my life.

by sugavkook September 26, 2017