chipotle

A place that will give you E-coli

Nigga, I have E-coli because I ate at chipotle.

by KeezyT July 18, 2016

Chiproblem

A problem that occurs when a person is addicted to Chipotle.

If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits.
Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations.

If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for:

* They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle.
* They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans.
* They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages.
* They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle.
* You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.

"Hey, man. Jared's been missing for like, a week now."
"I know, Broseph. I'm a bit worried. He went out for Chipotle and never came back..."
"Man. I think Jared might have a chiproblem."
"INTERVENTION TIME."
"...cheesy"

by missizzypants February 5, 2010

Chipotle Bomb

The shit you take the morning after you eat a chipotle burrito.

dude after i ate that chipotle burrtio i had to drop a serious chipotle bomb

by cgill June 12, 2009

chipotle

A dried, smoked ripe (red) jalapeño pepper. From Nahuatl xipotli.

Ever had chicken enchiladas with chipotle sauce?

by LudwigVan February 22, 2004

Chipotle

An orgasm in your mouth. Chipotle has burritos, quasadillas, and all that jazz. they fill up that burrito with amazingly delicious ingridients that keep you full all day. They also give you free drinks if your a student. They charge a little extra for guacamole though, psh. bitches.

Person 1: dude i'm fucking starving.
person 2: Chipotle. It'll keep you full till tomorrow.

OR

person 1: i'm tired of taco bell. it tastes like diahrrea.
person 2: psh, chipotle won't dissapoint.

by lalallaalal July 23, 2009

Chipotle Shit

The massive and satisfying shit that you drop after eating at Chipotle.

Dude, I just dropped my Chipotle shit from lunch and I feel as light as a feather.

by K5921 June 28, 2015

chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 4, 2015