Chia Pet

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.

by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010

Chia Obama

the clever idea to turn Obama into a chia pet; this was not racist, Obama himself found it kinda funny

John: "Have you seen those new Chia Obama heads?"
Sarah: "Yeah, man! Bought one yesterday!"

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

chia seeds

Seed of the salvia hispanica (chia) plant.

Ray Sulak eats chia seeds to fuel his endurance runs.

by AugmentedCactus October 1, 2010

chia pet

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

by chia pet of death April 16, 2003

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

Chia pet

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

by Jdeluc2224 December 7, 2013

Chia Logic

Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.

Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!

Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?

Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic

by LifeLogic December 12, 2013