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chesneyism

A disorder afflicting otherwise healthy people which perverts their judgement and taste until they like the music of Kenny Chesney; thereby believing he is actually talented and a "star".

Aggressive treatment for the disorder is indicated: including forcing the victims to listen to hours of recordings by quality male country singers; then having them compare those recordings to that of Kenny Chesney.

Some respond to treatment, but the current success rate of agressive treatment is only about 25 percent. Sadly, the disorder is too advanced in many patients; and they continue to live with the mild dementia.
"My friend Mario is a victim of Chesneyism. When a Kenny Chesney song plays, he gets all pumped up and wants to open a Bud Light. He's hearing things that are not there ... "
by ThePointe March 19, 2008
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Chesney

A dirtbag who won’t watch your favorite tv show
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Chestley

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Guy 2 : Yeah man , that's Chestley .

Guy 1 :Oh , she's gorgeous !
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She pulled a Chesney
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Chestiney and I will be together for ever.
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The most kind hearted, sweetest, hard working and loving woman you’ll ever meet. She knows how to cook, is faithful and a great mother. She’s a person you will definitely regret losing if you ever let her go. She’s definitely the definition of an amazing woman. Best friend and lover all in one.
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Bf: I know, I’m one blessed man my Brutha
Guy: I need to find me a chesney!
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