Jonnny Checkers

A folk hero , has lived many lifetimes. Starting to become a movement In Albuquerque , New Mexico. May or may not be the jesus of the southwest.

Did you happen to hear about that boy Jonnny Checkers ? Some say he went on a hot air balloon ride and never came back.

by Dr, me , actually October 10, 2018

Checkered

Ugly or stupid, as well as annoying. Fugly.

Guy: Hey dude, Jane wants to fuck you!
Guy 2: No, she’s so checkered.

Guy: My douchebag boss just fired me!
Guy 2: Aww man, that’s so checkered...
Guy: I know!

Girl: These shoes are so checkered!
Girl 2: Oh god, so ugly!

by Ventureboi March 21, 2020

checkerhead

In the 1980's this was a derogatory term used by outsiders to the alternative subculture to describe the growing mod/alternative/skater movement, usually those who listened to new wave, ska and punk. pre-goth

look at those checkerheads over there with their skateboards

by sastian November 14, 2006

play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019

checkers

a game of epic, almost war-like, proportions. much more than moving a few little pieces around a board... this is the game of champions. notable features of the game include: Saint Jackolas, kingage and an abundance of references to being "on", like Donkey Kong. preferred past-time of Mr.T, William Shatner and the late Barry White.

"simply the greatest game ever created, god outdid himself with this creation" -Rob McLean, checkers hero, close friend of David Dickinson and Saint Jackolas hater

by failure33object April 26, 2005

SPY CHECKER

When someone in Team Fortress 2, in fear of a back stab, attempts to burn everyone on his team in order to spot an enemy spy.

Also known as a fag.

*Group of team mates standing in room*

Fag: "SPY CHECKER!1!!Oeone!!!!" *burns everyone*

by Anon_a_moose May 14, 2009

Checker of The Vibes

if you dont pass the vibe check you die

You cant escape Checker of The Vibes

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020