Chandlered

The profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty

Famously presented by the character of chandler in F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Chandler: (talks to door) I'm funny right
Chandler: what do you know, you're just a door
Chandler: you just like knock knock jokes

The door just got chandlered

by Youonlylikeknockknockjokes April 18, 2014

Chancletazo

Getting wapped in the head with a chancleta

I was running but mami still got me with a chancletazo. I swear she should pitch in the mlb.

by Nica99 December 2, 2021

The Chandler

When a male gargles a chocolate protein shake in his mouth and spits it in a girls anus. He then gets her to 'shake it like it's hot' before using the straw to suck it back out and drink the protein.

Oli said to Peter, I tried 'The Chandler' on one of the cows last night #gains

by Table Tennis King October 21, 2018

pulling a chandler

To accomplish absolutely nothing in an entire day.

Man he hasn't left the couch he's pulling a chandler

by Missesright December 4, 2015

southside chandler

Ghetto part on the southern side of Chandler Arizona, where all your homies are, rep the 480 and where we all go kick it

Ex: "A where you stay at ese ?"- "southside Chandler homie"

by surmone May 6, 2009

Chandler

Chandler is probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Chandler is the sexiest, Sweetest, nicest, guy ever! I could go on and on! He is also an amazing kisser!;) chandler has the best personality is the whole world! I don't know what I would do without my chandler! Chandler also love to eat at chick fila and go to the beach!

Chandler knows how to please and girl and make her smile ! I love you chandler!

by Ilovechandler November 19, 2014

Chandlering

Being so awkward you turn into chandler from friends

Going off topic because youre awkward

woman - "i had sex with this big hairy man last night"
man - "yeah? i love peanuts"
woman - "what"
man - just chandlering..

"could i beeee anymore awkward"

by sexygoddddddddd September 25, 2011