cetto

casual ghetto like me

ex:1. u look very cetto today
ex:2. I look damn good wearin cetto clothes

by thebest621214 November 5, 2005

Certified Slap

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.

"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."

by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011

Certified Lover Girl

A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort

Damn Emily is a rlly certified lover girl always making dan happy

by Lovelykah January 21, 2022

Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009

certifiable

British slang for "insane". Derived from "certifiably insane".

The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.

by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

by creepertarget November 14, 2011

certainossibly

Certainossibly:

A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question

Nijil; are you coming out this weekend? Certainossibly with an air of maybe and a pinch of uncertainty

by TequilaSteve May 23, 2019