Cellperation Anxiety

The anxiety or fear you experience when seperated from your cellphone.

Gale: Why are you so on edge today?
Peter: Sorry, I misplaced my cell phone and I can't stop worrying about it.
Gale: Sounds like you have cellperation anxiety.

by Rachel:) March 14, 2011

Celebration Dinner

When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.

Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!

by Rick Snorbstein January 12, 2011

Spiderman Celebration

The same initial conditions as a spiderman, but finished off by throwing glitter at the girl's cum-soaked face. Also called a razzle dazzle.

I was doing my girl from behind, and gave her the old spiderman celebration. She was pissed!

by Angry John October 9, 2007

calibration

1) The process of comparing an instrument's output signal with reality. Instruments that measure solar energy tend to "drift", that is, their output signals do not mean the same thing from one time period to another. Because of this, they are periodically (annually or semi-annually) re-calibrated against more reliable instruments.

2) Adjusting a measuring instrument to make it accurate. The set of operations which establish, under specified conditions, the relationship between values indicated by a measuring instrument or measuring system and the corresponding values of a quantity realized by a reference standard.

3) The act of adjusting the color of one device relative to another, such as a monitor to a printer, or a scanner to a film recorder. Or, it may be the process of adjusting the color of one device to some established standard.

This radio needs some calibration.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

Celebration Ham

an absolutely mouth watering Ham that comes from Spider Pigs Left flanks. Drenched in gravy and covered in Honey Glaze.

Dude, Did you get the Celebration Ham?

Yah, i TOtally did. but spider pig bit off my foot in the process.

by WootAtheists February 25, 2009

Time's Square Celebration

A sexual act performed on New Year's Eve starting at one minute to midnight. During the "One Minute Countdown", one individual lies on his/her back, while a male partner slowly lowers his genitals onto his partner's face, finally dropping them at exactly midnight. Performed in the spirit of the New Year's Eve Time's Square celebration.

It's New Year's Eve, and tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend a "Time's Square Celebration".

by GlApp Money Shot December 30, 2009

The JP celebration.

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.

I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.

by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010