celebrity hall pass

Permission given by your significant other to go on a date/sleep with a particular celebrity.

Girl: When I met Zac Efron and he asked me out, I was so glad he was my celebrity hall pass!

Girl 2: No way, your husband said it was okay?!
Girl: Yeah, he said if I ever got the chance, I could sleep with him!

by ContigoBay April 19, 2018

celebritney

A famous person who destroys their fan base by acting like a complete loser.

The prom queen became a celebritney when the nude pictures hit the internet. Or Lindsey Lohan is pulling a celebritney.

by S. Wmson October 21, 2007

celibrate

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.

person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"

by lober June 13, 2009

celebrity lay

A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.

My husband won't mind, Kiefer Sutherland is my celebrity lay.

by raindove March 23, 2011

Pseudo Facebook Celebrity

A person who (in their own mind) has made him/herself a "celebrity" on Facebook. Such a person has no "real life" and has made Facebook their only way of being popular, with constant statuses, posts and pictures since this is their only way of getting attention.

Q: Hey, have you ever met Celeste?
A: No, but she is a Pseudo Facebook Celebrity who constantly puts up statuses glorifying herself.

by SWF16722 September 28, 2011

Celebritwee

A person that is well known on Twitter, and may be a professional in the entertainment industry, but you've never heard of them outside of Twitter. TV writers and stand-up comedians that you've never heard of, sometimes just regular people that are funny enough to build a following.

"That Jokie Jokerson is hilarious!"
"I don't know who that is."
"Really? Man, he's huge on Twitter!"
Oh, a celebritwee.

by rockyhors August 6, 2011

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by laser_fox March 16, 2021