hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee March 8, 2009

Cashew Crunch Kick

To ejaculate inside of the vagina and then immediately pull out and kick the vagina repetitively.

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.

Katrina:That's sweet dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

cashew

Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend

Hey my cashew is misbehaving today

by EzioReal August 13, 2021

cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.

you’re so cashew, david.

by shawmariemal February 2, 2022

blue cashew

When you squeeze your penile region too hard, and it turns into a shade of blue.

Joseph masturbates too much, he might have a blue cashew.

by Brontitties August 23, 2017