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New age youngsters (or elders) who claim to be vegetarians, but actually don't eat vegetables at all, or meat, obviously. Their diet consist of usually one food group...carbohydrates which includes the fruit they actually do eat.
The girl next door told me she was a vegetarian, so I offered her some fresh veggies, "she replied "oh I don't eat vegetables or meat." I clarified and said then you are a carbotarian?"
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Get the Carbotarian mug.A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.
Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?
Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.
Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.
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by geebzie June 8, 2018
Get the carlotti magik mug.A very unhealthy lifestyle in which someone claims they are vegan or vegetarian but only consumes bread, cheese, pasta, and other carbohydrate rich food items and hardly ever consumes vegtables and other protein rich vegetarian foods such as tofu and beans
Female: I’m so fucking fat and I switched to the vegetarian lifestyle to loose this weight
Male: Your a carbotarian honey not a vegetarian all I see is you scarfing your face with pizza and pasta I never see you ratings salads or veggie burgers
Female: But I cut out meat isn’t that supposed to help
Male: Your fucking stupid, cutting out meat helps but you also gotta cut back your carbs as well for the results try some veggie burgers and tofu and maybe a salad it’ll help
Male: Your a carbotarian honey not a vegetarian all I see is you scarfing your face with pizza and pasta I never see you ratings salads or veggie burgers
Female: But I cut out meat isn’t that supposed to help
Male: Your fucking stupid, cutting out meat helps but you also gotta cut back your carbs as well for the results try some veggie burgers and tofu and maybe a salad it’ll help
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