far canal

SFW way of saying "fucking hell"

Far canal, I can't believe you did that!!

by zippit March 4, 2011

Canales

Canales is such a beautiful last name that any Hispanic person could have. This person is so so so smart and loyal but stubborn at times, but over all is an amazing person!!

Mr/Mrs Canales is such a hard working person.

by Canales November 5, 2020

canal street

Street in SoHo (lower Manhattan) stretching from the Holland Tunnel to Washington Square Park where many, many street vendors gather to sell an array of things such as fake Rolexs and other watches, fake Gucci, fake Prada, fake Louis Vaton, fake shoes, fake Oakley sunglasses, fake basketball jerseys, lighters, fake jewelry, marijuana smoking paraphanelia, ethnic crafts, drugs, bootleg CDs, bootleg movies, electronic devices, and much more. It is a very fun place to go to if you are visiting the city.

I got my entire wordrobe on canal street.

by deee June 23, 2004

Earie Canal

When two guys each take their dick and put it in each of one girls ears and then blowing their load causing the semen to meet in the middle or the stronger blast coming out the other

I heard you guys gave emily an earie canal

we sure did i think shes deaf in one ear now

by Captain butter biscuit April 6, 2010

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

cranialrectumitis

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.

That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.

by driz January 27, 2005

Canal Street Special

When you go to Canal Street in Manhattan, NYC (or a similar knockoff hotspot) and load up on all the fake Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Supreme, Fendi, Moncler, Stone Island, Hermes, Chanel, Rolex, Apple, and other designer/expensive stuff you could ever want. Basically a field day for people who want to have "drip" and look expensive but don't have the assets to drop bands on clothing and accessories.

Jordan: Hey Mark, check out my new Rolex, Moncler, and AirPods that I got yesterday!

Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?

Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while

Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.

by TriBeCaBoy56 December 23, 2021