Calving

sleeping and eating at the same time

"Hey, do you want to go out?"
"I can't, I am calving"

by taylorswiftisawesome123 April 28, 2022

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 6, 2010

Calves

The reason why you wear pants

Reps don't grow calves, weight does

by CreeperBuddy January 3, 2022

meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018

Calves

The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg

John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs

by Thighslec October 11, 2020

dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025

Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.

Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!

by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019