woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha

Calming a person with african american ethnicity as a joke.

Tyrone: "I'm going to brutally end your life!"
Jake: "woah calm down jamal dont pull out the 9 haha!"
Tyrone: "Thanks for calming me down man! I really appreciate it!"

by TheWorldo June 14, 2023

Calm Down

At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.

Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2024

Calm Down

One of the most useless responses that only aggravates someone more.

Person A: im going to kill you
Person B: Calm down bro, i slept with ur sister as a joke
Person A: *fucking dies*

by AlexAteBeans February 23, 2022

calm your nipples down

A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.

Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!

by ara_eek October 24, 2022

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

Calm this mood down

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.

No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Calm down before you get knocked down

This sentence can is used as a joke, it can be used everywhere when you want to bully someone, you can also use this to joke around with your friends.

Friend: Did you really just threatened me now?
Me: Calm down before you get knocked down.
Friend: damn, ok ok i'm sorry

by Invalyd January 13, 2019