Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019
Get the Callummug. Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
by Starisapotato September 29, 2019
Get the Callummug. This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.
by georgia_potato November 14, 2021
Get the Callummug. Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)
by Callumissexy December 2, 2021
Get the Callummug. Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.
by Gangshitty December 9, 2020
Get the Callummug. callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.
by Definitely not callum March 4, 2021
Get the callummug. Callum is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he has the power to take all your problems away from you with ONE hug. callum looks ordinary at first but you will notice he will have a slight thirst for love. he also love to make others laugh
guy: have you seen that guy callum
girl: yeah he is soooooooooo cute
guy: i think he might have the hots for you
girl: i hope so
girl: yeah he is soooooooooo cute
guy: i think he might have the hots for you
girl: i hope so
by The Cactus Lord August 10, 2019
Get the Callummug.