texas buttplug

An extremely large cud of chewing tobacco.

“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug “

by Jhig44 February 20, 2025

Buttplug

Noun

An instrument usually made of rubber that is inserted into ones rectum to help prevent infectious diseases from entering ones body through their anal cavity.

I am using a "buttplug" to help protect against Corona.

by AnnArky99 August 20, 2021

Nicks Buttplug

It smells like shit

I just stole this nigga nicks buttplug and it smells like shit!

by NigaBalls911 June 8, 2025

Buttplug

To ask for something over and over again until they say yes

How to be a buttplug:
Can i use the pc? ×10000

by BlueFantangoMango March 23, 2017

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018

Sarasota Buttplug

Inserting a beer bong in your butt and waiting for your brother to fill it with a mixture of Cigar City Jai Alai (or Fancy Papers), Noble Vines 242, and Jameson Cask Mates.

Gotta catch up to you fuckers who have been day drinking. Time for a Sarasota Buttplug. No, Terry, not a Minnesota Cuntrug.... That's completely different.

by PootyFrebblea July 28, 2022

The God of Buttplugs

There's a man who supposedly tried being a janitor and lived somewhere in Gotham Maine, who's specialty was he's foul lizard smell of being named anal prob nelson by some

The God of Buttplugs means I'm Dan

by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025