texas buttplug

An extremely large cud of chewing tobacco.

“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug “

by Jhig44 February 20, 2025

Buttplug

Noun

An instrument usually made of rubber that is inserted into ones rectum to help prevent infectious diseases from entering ones body through their anal cavity.

I am using a "buttplug" to help protect against Corona.

by AnnArky99 August 20, 2021

Pete Buttplug

Preferred way to reference cum guzzling politician Pete Buttigieg.

Watch your cornhole, Pete Buttplug is coming for you!

by Rev Sharpton March 21, 2025

Buttplug

To ask for something over and over again until they say yes

How to be a buttplug:
Can i use the pc? ×10000

by BlueFantangoMango March 23, 2017

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018

Spicy buttplug

When you put sirachi on a buttplug and insert it into the anus of your partner to burn them from the inside out

David: damn Lana let me give her a spicy buttplug last night
James: no wonder she can't walk right today

by Svetlanaxoxo August 27, 2016

Sarasota Buttplug

Inserting a beer bong in your butt and waiting for your brother to fill it with a mixture of Cigar City Jai Alai (or Fancy Papers), Noble Vines 242, and Jameson Cask Mates.

Gotta catch up to you fuckers who have been day drinking. Time for a Sarasota Buttplug. No, Terry, not a Minnesota Cuntrug.... That's completely different.

by PootyFrebblea July 28, 2022