buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008

Buttcram

The art of putting way too much stuff into your rear end.

A name you can call someone who likes putting things up their rear end.

"You are a master of buttcram"

"Oi! Buttcram!"

by Rich T July 16, 2006

buttcrusticles

Buttcrusticles are the extended and frozen remnants of dingleberries, dinglebombs, buttsauce, or standard buttcrust. Buttcrusticles form in the greater crackal / ass regioning of the carrier during cold weather or during winter months. They often will return to their original form once heated or may fall off on their own in the form of a clinker.
They also can bang together forming butt chimes.

"Man it's so cold I have buttcrusticles banging like chimes in my ass!"

or

"I better go inside and warm up, my buttsauce has started forming buttcrusticles."

by The_Diver August 16, 2011

buttcracker

one who consistently shows his butt crack

I was just leaving the convenience store when I saw a gang of buttcrackers hanging out.

by MichaelMusik January 5, 2013

buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

Buttshaft

A term used by teens to recognize that they are in the room. It is usualy yelled in a viking-like manor.

Andrew:(walks into the room) Buttshaft everybody!

Everyone else: Buttshaft Andrew

by mr.0wl February 23, 2009