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Funky Bullwinkle

A sexual act. While having sex in doggie style position, the man pulls his penis from the females vagina and quickly sticks his penis in the females ass, to her surprise the woman clearly in a state of shock turns around and looks at the man like he's crazy, then the man sticks his thumbs in his ears and moves his hands to give the appearance of Moose Antlers while sticking his tongue out at her and making a silly noise. This face is derived from the character on the cartoon "Rocky and Bullwinkle" but the brilliance of it all is turning a childrens cartoon into a lude yet hilarious sexual act.
This also leads to ass virgins being curious about trying anal, which is just fantastic.
My girlfriend was in the laundry room bending over picking up dirty clothes while she had some hot short shorts on with no panties, so I snuck up behind her and poked my finger in her ass, she shreaked and looked at me like WTF! So obviously I had to give her the Funky Bullwinkle so she wouldn't be pissed. Later on, she asked if I wanted to try anal to which I replied, "Yes...........Yes I do, i'll go buy some Astro Glide!!!!"
by DJ Mudd Butt August 13, 2011
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Bullwinkle

Woman with large beast,big booty, very sexy face. When seen men put up their hands like a moose. (Bullwinkle)
When a hot chick walks by put your hands up simulating antlers if a moose(Bullwinkle)
by bigvass November 16, 2011
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bullwinkle

The art of having doggy style sex and the man spits on his partners back as if he was finishing. As she turns around, she gets clocked in the face with a backhand shortly followed by her partner giving her a cum shot to the face.
Guy 1: Hey man how'd it go with Monica last night did you get some action?
Guy 2: You know it! Dude the chick is a freek, I totally bullwinkled her.
Guy 1: Aw damn, thats too much...
Guy 2: Funny, thats what she said!
by "THE" Dirty D February 11, 2008
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Brinkley

A male who has no game or style whatsoever. Usually rejected by the opposite sex and remains in the 'friend-zone'. His balls are yet to drop, so he maintains a very high pitched voice.
An overall wasteman who sticks close to his other faggot friends by playing non-contact sports, in fear of getting owned. This is also because he runs and walks like a crippled old man.
He would get jumped everyday of his life if it werent for the fact he has no social life.
Why's that guy walking like that?
Ahhh, he's a brinkely, let's jump that bitch

Oi bruv, shut that girl up!
That ain't no girl, that's a brinkley.
by DefiningThisShit January 6, 2010
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bullwinkle

An excessively hairy penis, like that of a bull or moose.
"It's hard to suck on a bullwinkle without getting hair tangled in your teeth and gettin' stuck!"
by Bowman June 16, 2002
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bullwinkle

Someone who is a busy body and goes around explaining everything to everyone even though they know nothing about anything.

A Mr. know it all with a mouth that says it all and a nose that's in it all.
Bullwinkle sees your mower inside your garage and tries to start it, but ends up breaking the pull rope. Bullwinkle spends the next half an hour telling you what's wrong with the mower and why you'd be better off buying a new one. Turns out the lawn mower needed some gas.
by polarpaul July 5, 2005
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bewinkle

to anally sexulate Rik
are you ready for your daily bewinkling children

yes daddy
by riker April 5, 2003
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