Birmingham, Michigan

Birmingham, Michigan is a very affluent suburb of Detroit. It has a beautiful, charming and expensive downtown area. Birmingham has very few dumpy houses, and is home to some of the most brilliant mansions, historical homes, Tudors, and other fancy houses next to Bloomfield, Hills, another wealthy city in Southern Michigan.

The majority of Birmingham's population is upper middle class to wealthy class. Popular jobs consist of lawyers, surgeons, doctors and corporate executives.

Birmingham has many upscale restaurants and swim clubs.

Birmingham is mostly Christian and Republican.

Many notable people were once residents of Birmingham.

Birmingham is a wonderful place to live, but frequently accused of being home to snooty people.

Oh my gawd, you live in Birmingham, Michigan??!! Which club do you belong to? Are your cleaning ladies Italian or Mexican? Is your Mercedes Benz the newest model? Which Juicy sweatsuit do you have? Is your husband a corporate executive or a surgeon? Are you a hockey mom? Where were you spring break? The South of France? Palm Beach, FL? Hilton Head Island, SC? Beverly Hills, CA?

by ResidentOfBirmingham July 20, 2011

Burning

An STD , such as chlamydia

That bitch Alisha from north burning every nigga in the city

by Breezo May 15, 2018

Burning Twice

When one eats spicy foods and proceeds to shit fire.

After eating spicy Mexican food, Jim ended up burning twice that night over the toilet.

by eddieptex June 18, 2010

Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

Drunken Burning Ass

If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.

Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass

by bohnenblust_dude November 9, 2018

The Birmingham Burly Man

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.

Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man

by Savery17 August 1, 2019