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Berkeley people

A city of people that aren’t real and are part of a simulation

Source:Trust me
Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.

Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?

Coworker: huh?

Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Paul Burkley

A really white kid. He gets expelled from his schools and is trash at basketball. Every paul is the 3rd string fullback on there football team
Paul Burkley is trash at all sports
by Ya_boi_brady_martel_chief April 10, 2019
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Berkeley

Berkeley means highly intelligent,charismatic,very confident, strong-will,emotional,moody,complicated,yet easy to please,motivator,go-getter,sucessful,extrovert,quick thinker,people oriented,loner,intriguing ,very sexy,attentive,caregiver
Berkeley always knows what to say for anyone, situation or circumstance as needed, quick thinker. always encouraging to others. Very intelligent and attractive.
by Berkeley out of Charlotte February 12, 2014
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Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast

A 6 day festival where there are thousands of kiddie rides, and 3 good rides on average, all run by people who don't know a word of english. They've got good food, but the band, rides, and games suck. In fact, just go, get your damn Zapples, watch the show, and leave. Unless your related to a fireman. In which case, stay. You get free VIP wristbands for the rides. Sure, they're kiddie rides, but who cares?
"Screw you guys, I'm GOING HOME!" Cartman said when we saw the Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast.
by ItalianPersonManGuyLady July 30, 2010
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Berkeley Prep

One of the most mismanaged schools in the Tampa Bay Area, Berkeley Prep is an institution whose administrators are incompetent. Administration frequently chooses to waste tuition money on stupid stuff, like a big-ass pre-K with a 2 story playground, or 15 3D printers, which students do not use, instead of investing the money in quality teachers. Berkeley Administration no longer chooses teachers by their teaching ability, rather, they hire teachers sound extremely qualified, but are unable to teach. Such teachers include teachers who've taught in universities, taught internationally, have all sorts of advanced degrees, yet somehow the best teachers at the school happen to have the least advanced degrees, and not look super impressive on paper. It is a private school where students pay 25000 dollars per year, yet the administration frequently attempts to guilt rich parents into donating stupid amounts of money on top of tuition. Such donations can reach millions of dollars, and they name a building after you if you donate a lot of money. With such high tuition (Many universities are cheaper), Berkeley Prep should not require donations, yet they incessantly hound you down, pressuring you to donate more money.
Berkeley prep is the most mismanaged school in Tampa, Florida, with incompetent administrators.
by uuuuuuuuggggg May 22, 2018
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Berkeley

The cutest girl there is. Everyone wants her. She be having all da boys running after her. She's popular and has the nicest eyes...
OMG Berkeley is so cute! WOW
by Danual alpoo February 7, 2017
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Berkeley Prep

a school full of stuck up assholes and gays that care more about their uggs and maxi skirts than their grades. the guys are generally queer in their wardrobe choices. for example: vineyard vines, and the guys even unfortunately wear designer brands like gucci, louis vuitton, and burberry. the girls make sure that the others know that they are better than them. if you don't have an iphone and BMW, you don't belong at berkeley.
"When I took my range rover to the shop, I spilled starbucks on my vineyard vines."
"Oh, you must go to Berkeley Prep."
by Steinbrenner asshole October 14, 2013
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