bumpy

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

by LustyBear September 9, 2009

Bumpyloader

When licking up and down someone's but crack without wiping poo

"there was shit stuck in my ass hair , so i got Martha to give me a bumpyloader"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015

Bumpy Cakes

A cute fat girl

Bro check out that fat chick, she's got a cute face tho, she's definitely a bumpy cakes

by Madrox614 January 26, 2019

Bumplescraple

An old folklore term used to describe a monster that would come out of the ground and feast on the eyes of young children. It originated when little Tommy tripped on a step and bumped his knee and scraped it and then lied that he was being chased by the Bumplescraple.

"Ouch!!! The Bumplescraple almost got me!!!" "Shut the fuck up Tommy this is why your parents don't love you"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023

bumpfy

beyond cool, meaning on another level, if you aint bumpfy, you aint shit

Dayuum nigga, dat bumpfy

by jjcarson943 January 3, 2017

bumpy dick

Slang term for herpes or any other STD (STI) that causes bumps to form on male genitalia.

We told Steve not to mess with Kim, but he didn't listen and now he has bumpy dick.

by Management May 14, 2007

bumpty dance

To bump fuzzies with another.
The act of humping.

I could not walk or shit right for a week after kevin and I did the bumpty dance.

by Jaclyn Decarlo August 17, 2006