Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Buffinni

Adj: Italian origin: A skinny buff nigga. Got tired of being told "Hit the Weights" nigga.

"Ay guuuuurl... u seened Scoota the ova day?" mhhhhmmm he was all sexy and Buffinni.

by Buffinni May 2, 2011

buffing off

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

by stiches95 July 16, 2014

buffings

a woman giving oral sex to a man

"He caught the buffings last night."

"He got the buffings from Susan."

by Dicky-Dick November 1, 2007

Buffing the Pearl

Female masturbation without the use of mechanical devices.

Jennifer was late to class because she lost track of time while buffing the pearl.

by Anthony Caporale March 2, 2006

Buffin

someone who is rude or being rude

Tommy is being such a buffin today.

by cherlia December 6, 2017