brohypnol

Date rape drug put in a bro's red dixie cup by another bro, for the purpose of bro rape.

Bro 1: Hey bro how was that house party last nite I heard they had natty ice."

Bro 2: Pretty schweezy, bro but I think someone slipped a brohypnol in my drink because when I woke up my ass hurt."

by G. S. Montoya January 27, 2008

Brohypnol

Having a friend(bro)that is so boring he puts you to sleep.

1. No I don't want to hang out with McIntyre. He is total brohypnol; he starts to talk and I fall asleep.

2. McIntyre was telling us about the weekend and I was out cold-total brohypnol.

3 when McIntyre spews his brohypnol I'm out cold.

by Who8myshoe September 22, 2013

Borophyll

(v.) The act of being boring while talking about chlorophyll. (extremely hard) Only one known person to do it.

PS- YodaEatsHotDogs
PPSS- Ahh..
PPPSSS- *preaches and praises teh "Reveng of the Nerds"

by Yoda April 7, 2003

brophicate

To destroy something through inappropriate behavior

Greg had three pitchers of margaritas and tried to hitch a ride on a schoolbus. He fell off and brophicated his front teeth

by Gary June July 8, 2003

Brophylaxis

noun. measures taken to prevent the loss of being manly in a predominantly female situation.

1) Jim: damn dude, these women are too much... how many times can they watch "pitch perfect"?
Bob: Yeah bro, had i known, i could have shown up to provide some brophylaxis.

2)A coed baby shower? ESPN3 and johnny walker should provide good brophylaxis.

by Superamario1691 August 25, 2013

Brophilactic

A friend who consistently interrupts or makes invalid your attempts to score with a female but is still your bro.

Johnny would have nailed that blonde chick if it wasn't for Charles rippin one in the car. What a brophilactic.

by Loafysnacks November 26, 2010

brophie

A selfie portrait with at least one of your male friends, otherwise known as bros

Me and my boy was at a concert and wanted a picture, but was too afraid to ask someone to take it, so we took a brophie

by Chicken Fried February 8, 2014