selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

bronding

team bonding, bro bonding

"Let's do some bronding over the NBA and soft baked cookies this weekend."

by LouisBunoandLAareSoft February 14, 2017

Trap Breeding

The act of a woman to force a man to stay with her through intentionally getting pregnant by poking holes in condoms, no longer taking the pill, or some other mode of deception.

Dude 1: Yo man, you here what happened to Fred?

Dude 2: Yeah, that crazy bitch caught him with some trap breeding!

Dude 1: His next 18 years are gonna be expensive as shit!

by The Definitioneer September 8, 2010

brodingo or Brodingo

A male greeting, used widely by caucasian surfer types. A combination or Bro: meaning brother or man or friend, and the Australian word for a wild dog, or Dingo.

Whoa "brodingo or Brodingo" , those were some tasty laybacks out there.

Translation: Wow my brother Dog, that was some impressive use of redirection on your surfboard.

by Brold July 16, 2009

Lip Breeding

A fancy term for a blowjob

"The bitch was giving me some lip breeding"

by Dipshitshiteater January 1, 2021

Breeding

Breeding is the action of male and female animals having sex (or mating) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans breed with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Breeding no Human being would be alive. Thus Breeding is essential to the existence of Humans and all animals (except for the ones that reproduce asexually).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Breeding.

Go and thank your parents for breeding so that you could be alive.

by The Facts matter August 4, 2019

breeding between the lines

Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground.

"crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"

"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure"

by Upper Class Twit 2 January 11, 2009