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bunny boiler

Clingy possesive overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend. (think fatal attraction)
by mista fuse motha fucka May 26, 2003
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Purdue Boilermaker

What Indiana University fans and/or students wish they were.
IU fan - This sucks, I went to IU for girls, parties, and basketball. I didn't know they all had STDs, my clarinet degree just wouldn't get me a job, and our prized basketball team can't beat Nebraska. I should've been a Purdue Boilermaker.
by !pureliob May 13, 2012
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bunny boiler

n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.

Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.

The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.
An open letter to all bunny boilers:

Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):

I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.

Your friend always

E. Nuff Allready
by nick April 11, 2006
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st. louis boiler room

When you insert a Cadbury cream egg into the anus of a man, crack it by flexing the sphincter, and fart the contents of the cream egg onto another man's face.
Me and Gary got drunk at the bar on Easter and I gave him a St. Louis boiler room!
by Feltcher's cream March 18, 2014
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Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.
No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.
by Skott September 21, 2004
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boilerplate

Used synonymously with generic or canned. A "boilerplate" statement is a statement which is the first, most generic statement used in response to a question. Usually extremely fucking obvious to anyone. Can be a redundant suggestion, feedback or response with zero value.
1: "just be yourself! I'm sure you'll do great!"

2: "The world is so big, there's always gonna be someone who shares interests with you!"
3: "i know that's always easier said than done.."
4: "I can't imagine what you're going through.."

My dude, that's such a fucking bullshit ass boilerplate statement.
by Xoizin September 13, 2018
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