Breeder

1: slang term used by some childfree people for one who has a child and/or has many after that, refuses to discipline the child/ren, thinks the sun rises and sets for their child/ren, look down upon people who do not have children, and are in general very selfish and greedy when it comes to their whims and those of their child/ren, especially if they can use their parenthood status or their children as an excuse to get their way. A female breeder is commonly called a moo, and a male breeder a duh.
2: slang term used by people of homosexual persuasion to refer to heterosexual couples, who have a significantly higher risk of contributing to the population increase than the homosexuals do.

"Can you believe the nerve of those breeders? They come in to a nice restaurant and proceed to sit by and watch while their progeny shriek and run all over the place, and then let the children make a huge mess and do not even tip the waitstaff. Disgusting..."

by Child Hatter May 13, 2003

Brenden

A Brenden is a person who doesn't quite know what he wants, but once he figures it out he fights till the end to get it. Brenden is a great friend because he is trustworthy and he keeps secrets and promises. He will always be there to talk to or to hold you when you need a hug. Brenden is always the fun of the party and he will always keep you laughing. He knows exactly want to say at the right times, and he doesn't see how amazing he is. Brenden thinks of himself as less then average when really he is so much more.

Brenden is the love of my life.

by IAmBabs January 15, 2010

Breeder

A Person whose only true accomplishment in life is to reproduce.

Jerry will never be a legend like Einstein or Tesla nor will he be myth like Hercules or Thor...no jerry will only be a breeder because in the end that’s all he’ll contribute to the world.

by DEZtheDESTROYER November 19, 2018

Brenden

Brenden’s are super serious and stoic until you get to know them. But when you get close they are funny, caring, and overall an amazingly loyal friend. Amazing in bed, insanely hot, but has a low self esteem. Brenden’s probably do something in the STEM field like computers, medical stuff or engineering. He catches everyone’s eye and is known for being charming and intelligent.

Person 1: Who the hell is that? They are so hot

Person 2: Oh, that’s Brenden. I know!!!!!

by Ringpop princess October 18, 2019

Brideen

Brideen is an AMAZING girl. She is flipping gorgeous and has dang hot shoulders. Her fabulous hair is enough to make anyone tremble. Brideen always smells of oranges because she loves being healthy. She has an amazingly hilarious personality that anyone can agree with. Brideen is always funny and just a bit insane. She is insanely brilliant, but can be forgetful at times. She is an amazing friend who can always cheer you up. You really should find yourself a Brideen if you don't have one.

You can tell by that fab hair flip that she is a Brideen.

by miamayamoa May 28, 2018

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

bull-breeder

The female equivalent of a metro-sexual. A woman who posesses the qualities of a stereotypical lesbian (bull-dyke) despite being heterosexual (breeder).

"C'mon, she works in construction! She has a mullet! She's GOT to be a lesbian."
"Nah, she has a husband. She's just a bull-breeder."
"Well, that's not exotic, is it?"
"Nope."

by Leif OC December 12, 2007