breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 2, 2009

Bree

A Bree- a girl who makes you feel different and special, she never knows how beautiful she really is and can change you, a girl you love.

"Bree, I love you"

by Broken_jett June 1, 2018

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

beevas

A hefty duke that stretches your asshole

Bruh I just dropped the biggest beevas known to man

by Leanah’s tits May 29, 2019

breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.

that dude has some amazing breeder balls

by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

Benjamin Breeg

A man born on September 3rd, 1939 in London, who dissapeared mysteriously in 1978, unfound to this day. His parents were killed in a house fire when he was young, but he somehow escaped unharmed. He was then taken into orphanages, and when he was 10, he began to have horrific nightmares. He later painted his visions, and showed them to very few people, and the paintings were reportedly quite disturbing. None of these paintings exist today, and it is believed that Breeg destroyed them himself. He has gained notoriety through the song "The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg" by Iron Maiden, from their forthcoming 2006 album "A Matter of Life and Death".

For more information, go to http://www.benjaminbreeg.co.uk/

Benjamin Breeg was an extremely disturbed individual.

"The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg" by Iron Maiden is a great song.

by iron maiden fan September 7, 2008