boregasmic

A woman's summation of her split-second lovemaking with a man possessing no clue as to her anatomy, her appetites, her capacity for pleasure or how to provide it.

She had barely gotten started and he was done, she thought, staring at the ceiling. Another boregasmic sprint to see how fast he could roll over and fall asleep.

by Monkey's Dad March 9, 2020

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 25, 2006

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005

borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.

Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..

by Ben March 6, 2005

boredasm

When sex is so boring that you have to force yourself to moan.

Ex. 1

Man: Do you like that, bitch?
Woman: Uh, uh, uh...
Man: I'm gonna cum! -orgasms-

Woman: -moans and has a boredasm-

by ShoujoGirl January 22, 2012

Borgasm

Right before coming, shove the borat DVD in a bodily opening and start quoting borat in a bad accent.

Last night i borgasmed that bitch! Very Nice!

by tabtab January 4, 2008

borgasm

A moment when you realize you are extremely bored. Similar to a FML moment.

wow, i was at joey's the other day, we were watching re-runs of who wants to be a millionaire all day, it gave me a borgasm.. fml

by theoinkster August 27, 2009