a man gets a boner when he gets sexually excited about something.
His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control
His penus goes erect and sticks up
he can vene start shaking because of the loss of control
geogrpahy teacher: that girl is hot
hot girl: hey mr.
geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$
hot girl: hey mr.
geography teacher: aaaaaahh OH MY DAIIZ! STOP IVE GOT A BONER
hot girl: :$
by mynameisjul May 20, 2009
Get the bonermug. by KonArtist38 October 18, 2011
Get the bonermug. A character from the hit TV show "Growing Pains". He was the signature "off-the-wall" character who occasionally visited the Seavers. AKA Richard Stabone. Played by Andrew Koenig.
stoned dude #1: Dude, you know what I loved when I was a kid, Growing Pains, with that Jesus Freak Kirk Cameron.
stoned dude #2: Remember Boner?
stoned dude #3: Oh, yeah, Didn't Leonardo Dicaprio play him.
stoned dude #1: Man, Gilbert Grape was in Growing Pains?
stoned dude #2: Fuck man, where did our weed go?
stoned dude #3: we smoked it all,shit!
stoned dude #2: Remember Boner?
stoned dude #3: Oh, yeah, Didn't Leonardo Dicaprio play him.
stoned dude #1: Man, Gilbert Grape was in Growing Pains?
stoned dude #2: Fuck man, where did our weed go?
stoned dude #3: we smoked it all,shit!
by ritechus September 25, 2005
Get the bonermug. when he saw the porn popup he got a huge boner and when his mom walked in on her 11 year old mastubating.she fainted and had a heart attack.
by spoons!!!! May 11, 2009
Get the bonermug. by daves July 16, 2008
Get the bonermug. yo listen to stupid shit like this dont be dumbasses guys you dont want consequences so muther fuckers you better think twice and cover that boner
by ToriLynn April 11, 2008
Get the bonermug.