Blurf

An anal queef, usually the byproduct of men having having anal sex.

After getting railed by Mike, George cut loose a huge blurf.

by Jamoke Tardley IV December 6, 2021

blurifiy

blurifiy is a very sweet person who has an amazing instagram account which they post edits and more on, they’re very talented. blurifiy also has a very emo gf, like very very very emo.

“oh who are you texting?”
“just blurifiy, they’re really nice”

by thatemogf December 30, 2021

blurf

During hard exercise; not breathing properly and nearly passing out.

Bro, I totally blurfed on that deadlift!

by DeepFrying March 21, 2022

blurgf

somethign

yeah i think i blurgf

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Blurf

It's a cow with a chicken hanging from nostril

Yo that blurf is hilarious

by Sofa King Stew Pit April 24, 2023

Blurfle

The ninja-style attempt to muffle a sneeze, producing an awkward, half-muted explosion that leaves everyone wondering if a cat just discovered dubstep.

"Amid the solemn library silence, she desperately attempted to blurfle her sneeze, resulting in a stifled, hybrid noise that turned heads and earned her a few puzzled looks."

by Squidingz August 9, 2023

Blurmit

I fucking cunt

He is a Blurmit

by NoThankYou!! February 19, 2024